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Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men — how about "New Car Interior"?
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I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
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September 17, 1953
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