Rita Rudner Quote

Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".

Best of the Improv, Vol. 3 (2003)

Well, the old theory was marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature — marry a young one.

Well, the old theory was marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature — marry a young one.

Well, the old theory was marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature — marry a young one.

Well, the old theory was marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature — marry a young one.