Rita Rudner - Mature Quotes

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Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".

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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.

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