Rita Rudner - Life Quotes

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I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Rita Rudner

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

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It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.

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Life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

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