Rita Rudner Quote

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature (ed. Penguin Group USA, 1993) - ISBN: 9780140169591

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.