Rita Rudner Quote

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really living. I spend more and more time on hold each year. By the time I die, I'm going to be quite young.

Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature (ed. Penguin Group USA, 1993) - ISBN: 9780140169591

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really...

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really...

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really...

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really...