This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you..


The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig (ed. Pocket, 1987) - ISBN: 9780671617462

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the...

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the...

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the...

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the...