Norton Juster Quotes

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Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life.

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You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and not get wet.

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We're right here on this very spot. Besides, being lost is never a matter of not knowing where you are; it's a matter of not knowing where you aren't - and I don't care at all about where I'm not.

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Where is the sound?" someone hastily scribbled on the blackboard, and they all waited anxiously for the reply. Milo caught his breath, picked up the chalk, and explained simply, "It's on the tip of my tongue.

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They all looked very much like the residents of any small valley to which you've never been.

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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort.

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Things which are equally bad are also equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things. - Humbug

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Just because you have a choice, it doesn't mean that any of them 'has' to be right.

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Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going. Of course, some people never go beyond Expectations, but my job is to hurry them along whether they like it or not.

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I don't know of any wrong road to Dictionopolis, so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all it must be the right road, and if it doesn't it must be the right road to somewhere else, because there are no wrong roads to anywhere. Do you think it will rain?

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So many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible.

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He paused again as a tear of longing rolled from cheek to lip with the sweet-salty taste of an old memory.

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Since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking.

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And now," he continued, speaking to Milo, "where were you on the night of July 27?" "What does that have to do with it?" asked Milo. "It's my birthday, that's what," said the policeman as he entered "Forgot my birthday" in his little book. "Boys always forget other people's birthdays.

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It's very much like your trying to reach infinity. You know that it's there, you just don't know where-but just because you can never reach it doesn't mean that it's not worth looking for.

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Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.

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Perhaps someday you can have one city as easy to see as Illusions and as hard to forget as Reality.

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Infinity is a dreadfully poor place. They can never manage to make ends meet.

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Everybody is so terribly sensitive about the things they know best.

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Milo tried very hard to understand all the things he'd been told, and all the things he'd seen, and, as he spoke, one curious thing still bothered him. "Why is it, " he said quietly, "that quite often even the things which are correct just don't seem to be right?"

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It's just as bad to live in a place where what you do see isn't there as it is to live in one where what you don't see is.

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And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves.

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Words and numbers are of equal value, for, in the cloak of knowledge, one is warp and the other woof. It is no more important to count the sands than it is to name the stars.

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Once upon a time, there was a sensible straight line who was hopelessly in love with a dot.

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You see, years ago I was just an ordinary bee minding my own business, smelling flowers all day, and occasionally picking up part-time work in people's bonnets. Then one day I realized that I'd never amount to anything without an education and, being naturally adept at spelling, I decided that—

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You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.

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The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between, and they took great pleasure in doing just that.

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I never knew words could be so confusing," Milo said to Tock as he bent down to scratch the dog's ear. "Only when you use a lot to say a little," answered Tock. Milo thought this was quite the wisest thing he'd heard all day.

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You can't improve sound by having only silence. The problem is to use each at the proper time.

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Let me try once more," Milo said in an effort to explain. "In other words—" "You mean you have other words?" cried the bird happily. "Well, by all means, use them. You're certainly not doing very well with the ones you have now.

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