Mindy Kaling Short Quotes

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Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter.

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Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.

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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

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There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

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Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.

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In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you're wanted.

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He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.

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I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career.

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There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

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Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

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Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.

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I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty.

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Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

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Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

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I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

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There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.

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Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered

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That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

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One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

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Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.

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A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

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If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.

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Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos.

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As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.

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My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.

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I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.

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Write your own part. It is the only way I've gotten anywhere. It is much harder work, but sometimes you have to take destiny into your own hands.

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So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.

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To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me.

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You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I'm a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president.

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