Michael Richards Quotes

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Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?

Michael Richards

Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!

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Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage.

Michael Richards

They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?

Michael Richards

You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Oooo! Ooo... All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!

Michael Richards

I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this!

Michael Richards

For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry.

Michael Richards

Michael Richards

Michael Richards

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Born: July 24, 1949 (age 75)

Bio: Michael Anthony Richards is an American actor, writer, television producer and comedian, widely known for his portrayal of Cosmo Kramer on the television sitcom Seinfeld.

Known for:

Seinfeld (1989 – 1998)
The Michael Richards Show (2000)
Bee Movie (2007)
Unstrung Heroes (1995)

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