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How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. You walk in, "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh my God! Yeah, I'll take the bean bag chair with raisins. Wooh! Yeah! Alright, can't believe this is fat-free! Hey, you wanna help me out to the trunk of my car? No, leave the Saran Wrap on it I'll use it to cover my pool, this is good."

Kevin James

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like "Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?!" "Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?"

Kevin James

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

Kevin James

Kevin James

Kevin James

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Born: April 26, 1965 (age 60)

Bio: Kevin George Knipfing, better known by his stage name, Kevin James, is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. He the is widely known for playing Doug Heffernan on the hit CBS sitcom The King of Queens.

Known for:

Kevin Can Wait (Since 2016)
The King of Queens (1998 – 2007)
Zookeeper (2011)
Here Comes the Boom (2012)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

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