Quote of the day
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike at him as hard as you can and as often as you can, and keep moving on.
Justin Halpern

Born: September 3, 1980 (age 44)
Bio: Justin Samuel Halpern is the American author of the Twitter feed "Shit My Dad Says" and the best-selling book Sh*t My Dad Says. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book.
Known for:
- I Suck at Girls (2012)
- Sh*t My Dad Says (2010)
- More Shit My Dad Says (2012)
- $#*! My Dad Says (2010)