Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, "I have to have a Toyota Camry." But most people who spend some time in a Camry start to like it. "It's pretty reliable," they think. "It doesn't have a lot of problems, and it's not bad to look at. You know what? I'd probably prefer a nicer car. But I can live with a Camry.


More Shit My Dad Says (ed. Pan Macmillan, 2013) - ISBN: 9781447248958


Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, I have to have a Toyota...

Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, I have to have a Toyota...

Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, I have to have a Toyota...

Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, I have to have a Toyota...