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Hypocrisy is not generally a social sin, but a virtue.

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Traditionally, a luncheon is a lunch that takes an eon.

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Protocol is etiquette with a government expense account.

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Why bring children into a world where no one writes letters?

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A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful.

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Only a person who considers himself too good for you is good enough.

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You think death is any better an excuse for desertion than any other?

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Civilized life begins with a boiled egg sitting upright in an egg cup.

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You do not have to do everything disagreeable that you have a right to do

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Everyone old enough to have a secret is entitled to have some place to keep it.

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Nowadays, you form your beliefs to fit your behavior, not the other way around.

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There is nothing like a good friend to help you out when you are not in trouble.

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A person who doesn't feel rejected doesn't go away. A painless rejection isn't one.

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A myth exists that one of the pleasures of private life is the ability to drop manners.

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People will say, 'Seventy isn't old, it's middle-aged,' and I think, middle of what — 140?

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It is said that dispensing advice is easy. What is difficult is getting anyone to listen to it.

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Honesty has come to mean the privilege of insulting you to your face without expecting redress.

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Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.'

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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.

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Society cannot exist without etiquette... It never has, and until our own century, everybody knew that.

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You don't want to look too chic at a Washington party or people will think you don't have a job worth losing.

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When you consider how epidemic boredom is in our time, you have to concede that entertaining is a healing art.

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Washington knows that it is not safe to kick people who are down until you find out what their next stop will be.

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When a society abandons its ideals just because most people can't live up to them, behavior gets very ugly indeed.

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We are all born charming, frank, and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

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