Smokers make excellent friends at present-giving time, because they can always be given pretty lighters and ashtrays.


Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1983, 2005)


Smokers make excellent friends at present-giving time, because they can always be given pretty lighters and ashtrays.

Smokers make excellent friends at present-giving time, because they can always be given pretty lighters and ashtrays.

Smokers make excellent friends at present-giving time, because they can always be given pretty lighters and ashtrays.

Smokers make excellent friends at present-giving time, because they can always be given pretty lighters and ashtrays.