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Honesty has come to mean the privilege of insulting you to your face without expecting redress.
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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
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[The President of the United States] gets off easier than his wife, to whom we traditionally assign ceremonial tasks so we can scorn her for being frivolous — when we're not complaining that she has no business interesting herself in substantive state matters because nobody elected her to office.
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Many of the guests will eventually leave the table to watch football on television, which would be a rudeness at any other occasion but is a relief at Thanksgiving and probably the only way to get those people to budge.
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I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know what you're worrying about. I thought you were very funny last night and I'm sure everybody else did, too.'
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There is nothing like a good friend to help you out when you are not in trouble.
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Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. (Rude children belong to their mothers.)
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Visiting the sick is supposed to exhibit such great virtue that there are some people determined to do it whether the sick like it or not.... All visitors everywhere are supposed to make plans to depart if they observe their hosts visibly wilting or in pain, but this is especially true at hospitals.
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A person who doesn't feel rejected doesn't go away. A painless rejection isn't one.
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You think death is any better an excuse for desertion than any other?
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The etiquette of intimacy is very different from the etiquette of formality, but manners are not just something to show off to the outside world. If you offend the head waiter, you can always go to another restaurant. If you offend the person you live with, it's very cumbersome to switch to a different family.
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A myth exists that one of the pleasures of private life is the ability to drop manners.
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Society cannot exist without etiquette... It never has, and until our own century, everybody knew that.
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Why bring children into a world where no one writes letters?
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Yes, etiquette is hypocritical. Yes, it does inhibit children — if you're lucky. But the idea that it's elitist and irrelevant is like saying language is elitist and irrelevant.
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College women are typically given to declaring for one or the other (in my day, for marriage; now, generally, for careers), and only later finding to their surprise that they must cope with both — while their men may be trying to figure out how to get out of doing both.
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Hypocrisy is not generally a social sin, but a virtue.
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Knowing that others have gone through similar tragedies may be a help, but it should be remembered that every tragedy is not only commonplace but also unique.
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The obligation to express gratitude deepens with procrastination. The longer you wait, the more effusive must be the thanks.
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Nowadays, you form your beliefs to fit your behavior, not the other way around.
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Dear Miss Manners:
What is the proper way to eat potato chips?
Gentle Reader:
With a knife and fork. A fruit knife and an oyster fork, to be specific. Good heavens, what is the world coming to? Miss Manners does not mind explaining the finer points of gracious living, but she feels that anyone without the sense to pick up a potato chip and stuff it in their face should probably not be running around loose on the streets.
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It is not rude to turn off your telephone by switching it on to an answering machine, which is cheaper and less disruptive than ripping it out of the wall. Those who are offended because they cannot always get through when they seek, at their own convenience, to barge in on people are suffering from a rude expectation.
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Smokers make excellent friends at present-giving time, because they can always be given pretty lighters and ashtrays.
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We have the reverse of the Puritan work ethic in America now. No one ever becomes a star by plugging along year after year. What is needed is flair, talent, 'an eye,' contacts, charisma, and, most of all, naturalness.
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Miss Manners cannot think of a more succinct definition of a lady than 'someone who wants to punch another person in the nose, but doesn't.'
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GENTLE READER: You, sir, are an anarchist, and Miss Manners is frightened to have anything to do with you. It is true that questioning the table manners of others is rude. But to overthrow the accepted conventions of society, on the flimsy grounds that you have found them silly, inefficient and discomforting, is a dangerous step toward destroying civilization.
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A wedding invitation is beautiful and formal notification of the desire to share a solemn and joyous occasion, sent by people who have been saying 'Do we have to ask them?' to people whose first response is 'How much do you think we have to spend on them?'
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Life is full of wonderful passions that come and go over the years, but the only one that will never let you down is reading.
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People, in forming their opinions of others, are usually lazy enough to go by whatever is most obvious or whatever chance remark they happen to hear. So the best policy is to dictate to others the opinion you want them to have of you.
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If you put together all the ingredients that naturally attract children - sex, violence, revenge, spectacle and vigorous noise - what you have is grand opera.
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Judith Martin
Born:
September 13, 1938
(age 86)
Bio:
Judith Martin, better known by the pen name Miss Manners, is an American journalist, author, and etiquette authority. Martin's uncle was economist and labor historian Selig Perlman.
Known for:
My Autobiography (2005)
The Life I Lived With So Called Elvis (2005)
Miss Manners on (Painfully Proper) Weddings (1995)
Human Communication in Society (2006)
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