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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Middle age is when the narrow waist and the broad mind begin to change places.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older it will avoid you.
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A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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The most popular labour-saving device today is still a husband with money.
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Joey Adams
Born:
January 6, 1911
Died:
December 2, 1999
(aged 88)
Bio:
Joey Adams, born Joseph Abramowitz, was an American comedian who was inducted into the New York Friars' Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
Known for:
Chasing Amy (1997)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Big Daddy (1999)
Mallrats (1995)
The Break-Up
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