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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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When the moon is in the seventh house, And Jupiter aligns with Mars, Then peace will guide the planets, And love will steer the stars; This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
James Rado
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June 8, 1933
Died:
September 4, 2014
(aged 81)
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