I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.


As quoted in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000), p. 101

Joan Rivers Quotes

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.