Jimmy Fallon - People Quotes

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Of course a lot of people are unhappy with the election. In fact, there were large anti-Trump protests in the streets of at least seven cities last night, including right here in New York. Trump looked out his window from 60 stories up and said, "A parade already? That's fantastic."

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Even though a lot of people are nervous about what a Trump presidency might look like, a longtime friend of Trump says that Trump intends to build a "wall of understanding." He also said Trump would put up some "barbed wire of compassion" and a "roadblock of empathy."

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Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

Jimmy Fallon

The New York Times reported that people running Donald Trump's campaign have blocked him from using Twitter. Or more accurately, they switched his phone with a calculator and he still hasn't noticed.

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