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Jim Benton - Dear Dumb Diary (2010)

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My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

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I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.

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The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

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I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.

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Born: October 31, 1960 (age 64)
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