Jim Benton Quote

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.

Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (ed. Scholastic, 2013) - ISBN: 9780545655231

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to ...

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to ...

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to ...

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to ...