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My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

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I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.

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The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

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I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.

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What we observe is not nature itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning. Our scientific work in physics consists in asking questions about nature in the language that we possess and trying to get an answer from experiment by the means that are at our disposal.
Werner Heisenberg

Jim Benton

Jim Benton

Born: October 31, 1960 (age 64)
Bio: Jim K. Benton is an American illustrator and writer. Licensed properties he has created include Dear Dumb Diary, Dog of Glee, Franny K.
Known for:
  1. Dear Dumb Diary (2010)
  2. Let's pretend this never happened (2004)
  3. Lunch Walks Among Us (2003)
  4. My pants are haunted (2004)
  5. Frantastic Voyage (2005)

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