Jennifer Crusie Short Quotes

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I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.

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I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

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The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight

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I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

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There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

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Your cat just got cat hair on me. It's only fair, Min said. Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

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Have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-

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That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

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It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.

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That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. (Linc Blaise)

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Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

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When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

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In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

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You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that. - Anthony

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I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

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Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

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This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" Yes, Roger said. She's the one.

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You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope for the future. Learned optimisim.

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I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.

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Have you talked to North?" he said. "Yes," she said. "I asked him to get us cable." "I wish you weren't talking to him." "I'd talk to Satan to get cable," Andie said.

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Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

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You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?

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No more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species.

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He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him. What?' Ronald said. I didn't say anything.' You're breathing heavy.

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Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture

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It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.

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