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If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we've had it.
On the bleak future facing men
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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Jeff Green
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February 23, 1964
(age 60)
Bio:
Jeff Green is an English stand-up comedian and writer. He lives in Melbourne with his wife and two children.
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