If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we've had it.

On the bleak future facing men

in Mail on Sunday 21 March 1999

Jeff Green Quotes

If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we've had it.

If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we've had it.

If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we've had it.

If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we've had it.