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You do not have testicular cancer. You don't even have "testiculars"!

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You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

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Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

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It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's the things my wife dreams I did... My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up, I was like "Oww! What was that for?" She said "I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill." I said "I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dream, we'll both be happy."

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Born: September 6, 1958 (age 66)
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