It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's the things my wife dreams I did... My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up, I was like "Oww! What was that for?" She said "I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill." I said "I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dream, we'll both be happy."

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)