Jasper Fforde Quote

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, O'er a plan to venge myself upon that cursed Thursday Next- This Eyre affair, so surprising, gives my soul such loath despising, Here I plot my temper rising, rising from my jail of text. Get me out! I said, advising, Pluck me from this jail of text- or I swear I'll wring your neck!

The Thursday Next Collection 1-3: The Eyre Affair, Lost in a Good Book, The Well of Lost Plots (ed. Hachette UK, 2013) - ISBN: 9781444763195