Jasper Carrott Quotes

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I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.

Jasper Carrott

On teenagers and grandparents:

They're both on drugs, they both detest you, and neither of them has a job.

Jasper Carrott