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I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.
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On teenagers and grandparents:
They're both on drugs, they both detest you, and neither of them has a job.
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With me poetry has been not a purpose, but a passion; and the passions should be held in reverence: they must not — they cannot at will be excited, with an eye to the paltry compensations, or the more paltry commendations, of mankind.
Edgar Allan Poe
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March 14, 1945
(age 80)
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Jasper Carrott is an English comedian, actor, television presenter, and personality.
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