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I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.
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On teenagers and grandparents:
They're both on drugs, they both detest you, and neither of them has a job.
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In England, the profession of the law is that which seems to hold out the strongest attraction to talent, from the circumstance, that in it ability, coupled with exertion, even though unaided by patronage, cannot fail of obtaining reward.
Charles Babbage
Jasper Carrott
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March 14, 1945
(age 79)
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Jasper Carrott is an English comedian, actor, television presenter, and personality.
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