I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.


Sweet and Sour Labrador (ed. 1986) - ISBN: 9780099300908

Jasper Carrott Quotes

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but...

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but...

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but...

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but...