James Patterson - Iggy Quotes

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Yeah, said Iggy. But what now? Let's do something fun. I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn't enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.

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He's gonna be fine," I confirmed. Can we see him?" Iggy asked. Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you're blind.

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I couldn't leave Total behind. Total? Iggy asked. That's what his card said, Angel explained. Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us and kill us in our sleep, Fang said.

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I want my room to smell just like this." Iggy inhaled deeply as the scents flame-broiled burgers and hot french fries wafted around us. 'it would be an improvement.' I agreed.

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Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways." Because we're not that useful dead,"Nudge said thoughtfully. No," I agreed. "Well, maybe as doorstops." The whitecat made an "eew" expression. Or those things in a parking lot that show where the cars should stop," suggested Iggy. He closed his eyes and went stiff, to demonstrate what it would look like. Also an option.

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Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully.

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Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy.

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Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it. Anything to do with fire, igniting things, exploding things, things with fuses, wicks, accelerants... Iggy's your man. It's one of those good/bad things.

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Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on her...chest.' Iggy drew in a hissing breath. It's gonna stain for sure,' the Gasman said. 'That's chocolate.' Hmm,' Fang said, watching, the girl dab at her chest with a paper napkin.

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I've been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn't fall nearly fast enough! -Iggy

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We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

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Don't be afraid. I hear voices, Iggy said. Be very afraid.

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When did they start coming after you? Was it—was it after the oil- slick Hummer crash? the Gasman asked Iggy tentatively. My eyes widened. Oil-slick Hummer crash? Iggy rubbed his chin, thinking. Or maybe it was more—after the bomb, the Gasman said in a low voice, looking down. I think it was the bomb, Iggy agreed. That definitely seemed to tick them off. Bomb? I asked incredulously.

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It's for upset stomachs,' Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words in the box. 'It's to reduce gas in your digestive system, not to create more gas to make explosions.' Gazzy's face fell as Iggy said. 'Really? Gazzy take it! Take the whole box!' 'I second that emotion!' said Total.

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After all, Fnick is Superman," said Iggy. "Shut up, Jeff," I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my face so that he knew.

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I have an idea. It's risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out. Iggy raised his head. Sounds like my kind of idea.

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I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

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Jeez, was that a lion? Please tell me it's behind bars. It's a zoo, Iggy, Nudge said, taking his arms and leading him. Everything's behind bars.

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Iggy's spine tightened, his face like ice. When he'd been at the School, they'd tried to surgically enhance his night vision. Now he was blind forever. Oops.

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Iggy nodded. I'm bummed we couldn't use Big Boy, he said. But I don't want to waste it. We have to actually see them first. I mean, you do. Maybe tomorrow, the Gasman said encouragingly. We'll go see what havoc we've wreaked. Wrought.

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Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!" "I can't see anything either," Iggy complained. "I'm rolling my eyes, Ig." I had to tell him that because he couldn't see me do it, what with his blindness and all.

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Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. "No." "Been bitten by a radioactive spider?" Fang went on. "Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" "No, no, no," said Iggy. He started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. "You're black." "I prefer canine-American." said Total. "When's that pie coming? I'm starving.

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You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent—but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.

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