Henry Beard - Latin for All Occasions (1991)

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I can't get no satisfaction.

[Nullae satisfactionis potiri non possum.]

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May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

[Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!]

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You paid how much for that dress?

[Quantum illae stolae pependisti?]

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[Stercorem pro cerebro habes.]

Claim it means: That's certainly food for thought.
What it really means: You have shit for brains.

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Get your ducks in a row.

[Anates tuas in acie instrue.]

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I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

[Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.]

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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.

[Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis popinquus ades.]

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An eye condition that keeps you from looking at people's slides.

[Taedium pellucidorum.]

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[Podex perfectus es.]

Claim it means: You did a terrific job.
What it really means: You are a total asshole.

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If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

[Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!]

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Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety.

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[Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum.]

Claim it means: I've really got to take my hat off to you.
What it really means: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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