Henny Youngman Quote

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.


in Times 26 February 1998; obituary


I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.