I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.


in Times 26 February 1998; obituary

Henny Youngman Quotes

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.