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So then Mom decided my father ought to do a vegan diet, too. Well, my father grew up on a cattle ranch, but the nice thing is, my dad's been sitting at the same dinner table for fifty-one years, and he can't find his way around the kitchen! He's been relying my Mom for fifty-one years to put the plate in front of him. So Mom went to the local health food store and bought hot dogs that are called Not Dogs and veggie burgers – which used to taste like cardboard, but now they're really good. She can get Canadian bacon made of a wheat derivative. It's all vegetarian. Instead of cow's milk, it's soy milk, rice milk, fake eggs – all that stuff! Dad just keeps cleaning his plate. Now I've got two vegetarian parents, and only one of them know it! She represents love, beauty, purity, the ideal female and the moon...and she's the mystère of jealousy, vengeance and discord, AND, on the other hand, of love, perpetual help, goodwill, health, beauty and fortune.