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It's nice to see one or two bald men in the audience [...] Was it the same for you, sir, you just noticed it was taking longer and longer to wash your face?
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Apple left the fruit union did very well mmm mmm! Got a pie, got a sauce.
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Apparently, there's enough poison in a crab, to kill a crab.
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Apparently you can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like.
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If you drop a bible from a height you can kill a field mouse; so maybe the bible isn't all good.
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My father always used to say 'always fight fire with fire', and that's why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
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My dad used to like my mom to get dressed up as a nurse. But then he used to like her to go out to work... as a nurse! A little bit of extra money, you see...
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I never saw my grand dad. No, i never saw him... Because he was excellent at hiding.
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Little tip for short people: How to appear taller? Pretend the reason you look so small is that you are in fact in the distance.
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He remembers when lizards were fish. That's how old he is!
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I've got a sister in Australia, so when I phone her up there is a slight delay on the line after I've spoken because she's a bit thick.
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The left side of the brain is responsible for speech, but then it would say that.
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You're probably like me, when your doorbell rings, your dog goes racing up to the door...but it's never for him, is it? "Who did you think it was going to be, one of your little friends?"
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Born:
October 1, 1964
(age 60)
Bio:
Harry Hill is an English comedian, author and television presenter, best known as the narrator of You've Been Framed since 2004, and hosting Harry Hill's TV Burp for eleven years, from 2001 to 2012.
Known for:
Harry Hill's TV Burp (2002 – 2012)
Harry Hill (1997 – 2003)
You've Been Framed! (Since 1990)
Stars in Their Eyes (1990 – 2015)
The Harry Hill Movie (2013)
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