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Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love.

Guy Browning

Never work for a company that says people are its most important asset. If you wanted to get a mortgage and you said that your only asset was people you would end up living in a tent.

Guy Browning

People who get to the top of any organisation are generally dysfunctional human beings who are overachieving, overcompensating or overbearing.

Guy Browning

Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madames, greeting the punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs and then pimping their books.

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Golf is the only instance of a country exporting its landscape, because golf courses the world over generally resemble a bit of Scotland.

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What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate, get married, have children and be buried side by side. There is an equal chance that the person you meet will look as if they've already been buried for some time.

Guy Browning

Guy Browning

Guy Browning

Born: 1964 (age 60)

Bio: Guy Browning is a humourist, after-dinner speaker and film director. He wrote the How To... column in The Guardian from 1999 2009. Before that he wrote about office politics and social climbing. He currently lives in Kingston Bagpuize in Oxfordshire.

Known for:

How to Be Normal: A Guide for the Perplexed (2014)
The British Constitution: First Draft (2015)
Maps of My Life (2008)

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