Greg Behrendt - He's Just Not That Into You (2004)

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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

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Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?

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A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I've gotten older. But now I don't want to be 'sort of dating' someone. I don't want to be 'kinda hanging out' with someone. I don't want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

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Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.

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A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep.

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Don't spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

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Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

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Don't be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he's still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he's choosing, every day, not to be with you.

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He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they're great.

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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

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