George Bernard Shaw Quotes

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All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?

George Bernard Shaw
Civilized society is one huge bourgeoisie: no nobleman dares now shock his greengrocer.

George Bernard Shaw
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

George Bernard Shaw
To a mathematician the eleventh means only a single unit: to the bushman who cannot count further than his ten fingers it is an incalculable myriad.

George Bernard Shaw
There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder.

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It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

George Bernard Shaw
A sensitive boy's humiliations may be very good fun for ordinary thick-skinned grown-ups; but to the boy himself theyareso acute, so ignominious, that he cannot confess themcannot but deny them passionately.

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It is not the number of years we have behind us, but the number we have before us, that makes us careful and responsible and determined to find out the truth about everything.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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Not love: we know better than that. Let's call it chemistry... Well, you're attracting me irresistibly — chemically.

George Bernard Shaw
Assassination on the scaffold is the worst form of assassination.

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No child should be brought up to suppose that its food and clothes come down from heaven or are miraculously conjured from empty space by papa. Loathsome as we have made the idea of duty (like the idea of work) we must habituate children to a sense of repayable obligation to the community for what they consume and enjoy, and inculcate the repayment as a point of honor.

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We all go about longing for love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry of our hearts.

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You propound a complicated mathematical problem: give me a slate and half an hour's time, and I can produce a wrong answer.

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All problems are finally scientific problems.

George Bernard Shaw
Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural.

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Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.

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If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.

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When I see that the nineteenth century has crowned the idolatry of Art with the deification of Love, so that every poet is supposed to have pierced to the holy of holies when he has announced that Love is the Supreme, or the Enough, or the All, I feel that Art was safer in the hands of the most fanatical of Cromwell's major generals than it will be if ever it gets into mine.

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Property, said Proudhon, is theft. This is the only perfect truism that has been uttered on the subject.

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When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.

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If the wicked flourish and the fittest survive, Nature must be the god of rascals.

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The poor silly-clever Irishman takes off his hat to God's Englishman.

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Blasphemy and sedition (meaning the truth about Church and State).

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Now of all the idealist abominations that make society pestiferous I doubt if there be any so mean as that of forcing self-sacrifice on a woman under the pretense that she likes it.

George Bernard Shaw
But for this very reason no doctor dare accuse another of malpractice. He is not sure enough of his own opinion to ruin another man by it.

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Freedom, my good girl, means being able to count on how other people will behave.

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There is in man a specific lust for cruelty which infects even his passion of pity and makes it savage.

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The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

George Bernard Shaw
Every moment of time dictated and determined the following moment, and was itself dictated and determined by the moment that came before it. Everything was calculable: everything happened because it must; the commandments were erased from the tables of the law; and in their place came the cosmic algebra: the equations of the mathematicians.

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