George Bernard Shaw Quotes

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There is nothing that can be changed more completely than human nature when the job is taken in hand early enough.

George Bernard Shaw
You see, lots of the real people can't do it at all: they're such fools that they think style comes by nature to people in their position; and so they never learn. There's always something professional about doing a thing superlatively well.

George Bernard Shaw
Political necessities sometimes turn out to be political mistakes.

George Bernard Shaw
All government is cruel; for nothing is so cruel as impunity.

George Bernard Shaw
What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

George Bernard Shaw
The question of who are the best people to take charge of children is a very difficult one; but it is quite certain that the parents are the very worst.

George Bernard Shaw
If one will only take the precaution to go in long enough after it commences and to come out long before it is over you will not find it wearisome.
Of Gounod's La Rédemption

George Bernard Shaw
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship; and it seems hard to justify an incitement to it on anti-censorial principles.

George Bernard Shaw
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

George Bernard Shaw
Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted?

George Bernard Shaw
I am a woman of the world, Hector; and I can assure you that if you will only take the trouble always to do the perfectly correct thing, and to say the perfectly correct thing, you can do just what you like.

George Bernard Shaw
Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to be lost by doing what you like. Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

George Bernard Shaw
I know I began as a passion and have ended as a habit, like all husbands.

George Bernard Shaw
In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.

George Bernard Shaw
I ask you, what am I? I'm one of the undeserving poor: thats what I am. Think of what that means to a man.

George Bernard Shaw
Oh, you are a very poor soldier—a chocolate cream soldier!

George Bernard Shaw
When the master has come to do everything through the slave, the slave becomes his master, since he cannot live without him.

George Bernard Shaw
I had not achieved a success; but I provoked an uproar; and the sensation was so agreeable that I resolved to try again.

George Bernard Shaw
The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation.

George Bernard Shaw
I ain't such a mug as to put up my children to all I know myself.

George Bernard Shaw
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.

George Bernard Shaw
Civilization is a disease produced by the practice of building societies with rotten material.

George Bernard Shaw
Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind. It is the deed that teaches not the name we give it.

George Bernard Shaw
I did not throw myself into the struggle for life: I threw my mother into it.

George Bernard Shaw
The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

George Bernard Shaw
Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it?

George Bernard Shaw
The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.

George Bernard Shaw
I know Miss Warren is a great devotee of the Gospel of Getting On.

George Bernard Shaw
I make no vows. I take my chance. … It means that I fear certainty as you fear uncertainty. It means that nothing is certain but uncertainty. If I bind the future I bind my will. If I bind my will I strangle creation.

George Bernard Shaw
It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.

George Bernard Shaw