Fran Lebowitz - Room Quotes

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If you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

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Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable expectations and eventual disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around the room with royal-blue chickens.

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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

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My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.

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Twenty-four hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive.

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

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