Fran Lebowitz Quote

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

"Pointers for Pets". - Social Studies (1981)

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.