The newspaper does everything for us. It runs the police force and the banks, commands the militia, controls the legislature, baptizes the young, marries the foolish, comforts the afflicted, afflicts the comfortable, buries the dead and roasts them afterwards...


Chicago Evening Post (1902)

Finley Peter Dunne Quotes

The newspaper does everything for us. It runs the police force and the banks, commands the militia, controls the legislature, baptizes the young,...

The newspaper does everything for us. It runs the police force and the banks, commands the militia, controls the legislature, baptizes the young,...

The newspaper does everything for us. It runs the police force and the banks, commands the militia, controls the legislature, baptizes the young,...

The newspaper does everything for us. It runs the police force and the banks, commands the militia, controls the legislature, baptizes the young,...