He's (Michael Moore) going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except his right to hate it. And then we say that we love it and he's going to tell us what naive sheep we are and that he's the true patriot because he hates it and he sees all the problems in it. Yeah, right, Mike. You know something, if my yawn got any bigger they'd have to assign it a hurricane name, okay? Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.


The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (3 April 2003)

Dennis Miller Quotes

He's (Michael Moore) going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except ...

He's (Michael Moore) going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except ...

He's (Michael Moore) going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except ...

He's (Michael Moore) going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except ...