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When you've reached a certain age and think that a face-lift or a trendy way of dressing will make you feel twenty years younger, remember—nothing can fool a flight of stairs.
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Smetana certainly knew which side his bride was bartered.
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It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
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What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?
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He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet.
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Denis Norden
Born:
February 6, 1922
Died:
September 19, 2018
(aged 96)
Bio:
Denis Mostyn Norden was English comedy writer and television presenter. After an early career working in cinemas, he began scriptwriting during World War II.
Known for:
It'll Be Alright on the Night (Since 1977)
The Bliss of Mrs. Blossom (1968)
Every Home Should Have One (1970)
The Best House in London (1969)
Whack-O! (1956 – 1972)
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