Darby Conley - Bucky Katt's Big Book Of Fun (2004)

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I will be telling this with a sigh somewhere sitting upon a fence: two slugs slithered on a yellow wood and I— I ate the slug less trampled by, and that has made all the difference.

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Do not go gentle into that cold bath!

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Oh-ho-ho-man. I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not.

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He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square!

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Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?

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It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball.

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Holy cow! You were totally right— whipped cream ROCKS!

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Is that food?.. that looks like food... I think I'll taste it.

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Ohhh, your real name is 'Brad'?1 I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: 'big dumb #%$'.

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Do I live here? and if not, will you still feed me?

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Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food to consumer" relationship. this fish is now my friend.

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I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy.

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You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.

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