Darby Conley - Satchel Quotes

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Bucky: "So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on."
Rob: "You don't say. Offended you, did it?"
Bucky: "Yes... Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!"
Rob: "No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature."
Bucky: "Wha... Hu... Fe... Shu..."
Satchel: "Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"
Satchel (licking himself)(paraphrased): Mmm, that tastes like gravy from breakfast. And that's from the trash bin yesterday.

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Ahhhh... satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...

Darby Conley