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Bucky:
"So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on."
Rob:
"You don't say. Offended you, did it?"
Bucky:
"Yes... Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!"
Rob:
"No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature."
Bucky:
"Wha... Hu... Fe... Shu..."
Satchel:
"Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"
Satchel (licking himself)(paraphrased): Mmm, that tastes like gravy from breakfast. And that's from the trash bin yesterday.
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You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.
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Change your thoughts and you can change the world.
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Darby Conley
Born:
June 15, 1970
(age 54)
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