Chuck Klosterman Short Quotes

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The strength of your memory dictates the size of your reality

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Every time I learn the truth about something, I'm disappointed

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Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

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And I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive,

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That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.

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It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much.

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The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

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The goal of being alive is to figure out what it means to be alive.

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The last girl I love will be someone I haven't even met yet, probably.

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Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.

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It doesn't matter what you can do if you don't know why you're doing it.

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I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it.

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It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.

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Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.

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It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know.

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I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.

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Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

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Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

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If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

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The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.

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This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live.

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As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life.

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The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident.

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Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

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In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.

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