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There's two approved methods for getting a pedicure for a guy. Number one, you use your own grinder or... You have an eighteen year-old Vietnamese girl rub your feet and call you "Joe" and that's it!

Christopher Titus

I had a real job at fourteen years old. At seventeen, I was on my own. At twenty, I cut the liver out of a drifter and gave it to my father! 'Cause my dad's a drinker and I love my dad. And for eighty bucks, you can do anything in Mexico!

Christopher Titus

Christopher Titus

Christopher Titus

Born: October 1, 1964 (age 54)

Bio: Christopher Todd Titus is an American comedian and actor. He grew up in Newark, California. Titus came to national attention with the eponymous FOX show Titus, of which he was the star, executive producer and co-creator.

Known for:

Titus (2000 – 2002)
Special Unit (2006)
Pawnography (2014 – 2015)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Big Shots (2007 – 2008)

Most used words:

terrorist, years, man, house, time, mom, carbomb, people, life, organization, dad, living, guy, kid, bbc

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